Gotta love the Welsh...

"Two American tourists are driving through Wales. They decided to stop for a bite to eat in the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.*

Baffled by the name, one of them turns to a local and asks, "Would you please say where we are - very slowly?"

The Welshman leans over and says, very slowly, "Burrr-gerrr Kinngg."

*yes! This is a real place! www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.com/